Zimbabwe Police Republic, Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole Zimbabwean Olympic Team members once dey land for the Harare International Airport on Tuesday, August 23.
Zimbabwe na one of the countries for the Olympics without one medal to all the team of 31 athletes. The closest any of the athletes try reach na 8th position. Mr. Mugabe wey dey vex with the team performance yarn the Police Chief to arrest all the team members and detain dem. “We don waste the country money ontop dis rats we call athletes. If you no dey ready to sacrifice and win even copper or brass medals (dat is the 4th and 5th positions)
as our neighbors Botswana, den why una go waste our money” na so he yarn.
”If we need pipu just to go Brazil to sing our national anthem and hoist our flag, we for send some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.” He yarn say, the money wey dem invest for the team to represent the country, we for just use am to provide amenities and build schools.
“This situation na like impotent man wey marry five women, wetin be the use? I go make sure we share the cost across board for all of dem to pay back to Government chest even if e go take 10 years to recoup.
I dey speechless.. Lol
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